Typically Cher demands a no makeup, sweatpants kind of situation for our nights in but on a recent visit, just to annoy her, I said, “Will you do my makeup for me? Oh and make it sparkly.” After a quick argument she said, with no irony, “Well we’ll have to start in my sparkle drawer.” I immediately ran into her colossal Balinese themed bathroom to find the ‘sparkle drawer.’