Cher ran into the bathroom after me and I innocently asked her if she had any fake eyelashes to put on me that were super ‘Cher-y.’ She said, once again with no irony, “I guess I could. Check the fake eyelash drawer.” Just want to point out here Cher has a rather large dresser drawer filled with fake eyelashes that she nonchalantly refers to as the eyelash drawer. You guys have one of those, right? Let’s make this clear, Cher was not upset with me because I was rummaging around her fake eyelash drawer but because her fake eyelash drawer was so messy. Cher is a tidy lady. She began to furiously straighten the drawer.